Lapho indodakazi yami inezingxoxo ezigangile noyise, imkhuthaza ngazo zonke izindlela ukuba imfekethe, cishe akunakwenzeka ukugcina ngaphakathi kwemingcele yokufaneleka. Futhi umthembisa izithombo ezifuze ezikamama wakhe. Ngakho lapho ethatha induku yakhe emlonyeni wakhe, washeshe wavuma. Futhi ngokushesha wathululela i-cum yakhe phezu kwehlumela lakhe elimnandi. Cool indaba ephathwayo.
Lapho itshwele lihlezi livule imilenze yalo futhi licela usizo, kuba nzima ukwenqaba. Futhi uma kungudadewenu, akunakwenzeka. Kodwa kumnandi ngisho umfowenu elule imilenze yakhe emile. Ubani owayengacabanga ukuthi uzomphatha kanzima? Kodwa udadewabo omncane, ngokubheka izithombe, wayengazi lutho ngokuziphatha okuhle. Wathatha ikhinqi emlonyeni ngokushesha. Ngiyazibuza ngalama-bitches, ngabe kukhona okunye asekhanda lawo ngaphandle kukaDick? Njengobuchopho?
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